Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Hillary = Tonya Harding


So says a DNC official, off the record, to ABC:
What will she have to do to Sen. Barack Obama, D-Illinois, in order to eke out her improbable victory?

She will have to "break his back," the official said. She will have to destroy Obama, make Obama completely unacceptable.

"Her securing the nomination is certainly possible - but it will require exercising the 'Tonya Harding option.'" the official said. "Is that really what we Democrats want?"

The Tonya Harding Option -- the first time I've heard it put that way.

It implies that Clinton is so set on ensuring that Obama doesn't get the nomination, not only is she willing to take extra-ruthless steps, but in the end neither she nor Obama win the gold.
That would make Bill Clinton Jeff Gilooly.

Hillary "Danger" Clinton

The Clinton campaign stated today that Hillary "misspoke" about facing sniper fire and running for her life on an airstrip. Apparently, Hillary's memories of the actual events of the day were lost in the fog of war.

She faced danger quite often as a first lady. Bill often dispatched her as his own personal Rambo.

I unearthed this picture from one of her many missions: